We are workers Workers for the glorious cause!
Together we battle in mass until the last one is standing. It is a heroic battle with each participant engaged until the last worker is the one who earns the glory. Earning superpowers, finding all the shortcuts, the best workers will be rewarded by your glorious state.
Our people jump, stomp, and dodge in TWO FULL DIMENSIONS and in unprecedented 480x270 resolution. It is a worthy process. Everyone will enjoy. YOU will share with the people that you want around you. It is your duty.
Now is your time. Now is your opportunity for glory. Together, we are one--but will you be the one who is held above all others?